Dude I can't believe you hadn't heard about that Dockett incident! He actually wrote a LOT more than what you read - and it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Mike Sando posted the much longer version on his blog and you have to read it: http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcwest/post/_/id/39995/darnell-docketts-humorous-police-caper
I read it, I just didn't want to read it all on the podcast. Seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.