The poster child of the NBA offseason, wearing the most ironic shirt ever. |
Even though
the Finals are far from over, this past NBA season is done and over with for 28
teams. For those clubs, the focus has shifted from the practice facility to the
combine, from game planning to cap management. From now until next fall, the
game is a radically different one, one where mere competency seems to be a rare
luxury and one where panic and stupidity typically rule the day.
Yes, it’s
the NBA offseason, the time of the year where fat players like Big Baby Davis
get even fatter contracts! Why do they get these contracts? Perhaps the Magic
also own a struggling chain of local buffets…we may never know. (If that is the
case, then I expect them to throw BIIIIIIIIG money at Boris Diaw)
It’s no
secret that the offseason is not always the NBA’s finest hour. Draft picks are
constantly wasted, max contracts handed out to secondary players, and role
players courted like superstars. It really is a mess. A big, giant, tragic
mess. And even with a new CBA in place last fall, the league’s top executives
STILL couldn’t stop making idiotic moves!
Since common
sense is such a struggle for these people, I thought I’d take the time and
offer a helping hand this offseason. Each team needs to make a move or decision
of some kind, whether it be big or small, and I’m going to give each and every
team one such move they should make. We’ll
start with the Atlantic Division and work our way through the league.
Boston Celtics
2012-2013 Cap Number: $35.5M
The Move:
Offer Roy Hibbert a max contract
OK, OK, I know
you probably think I’m suggesting this only out of my blind love for Roy
Hibbert (especially video game Roy Hibbert). I’ll admit, there may be a hint of
truth in that, but I swear on my beautiful green Celtics hat that I honestly
and truly think this would be a huge move the C’s, if they could pull it off.
First and foremost, let me say that any move Boston makes should come AFTER
bringing Kevin Garnett back. KG was dominant in the playoffs, and I would
likely cry to see him in another uniform. He’s that important. But beyond that,
I’m not wed to any other outgoing free agent, Brandon Bass and Ray Allen
included. And if I’m being realistic, there really is no responsible way to
bring everyone back and still add the necessary pieces. There’s cap space enough
to retain Garnett and add a marquee guy, and Hibbert is absolutely the player
they should go after. Shot blocking, rebounding, and overall size was a major
issue for Boston in the postseason, and Big Hib would singlehandedly solve all
those problems. Plus, having a rim protector of his caliber would allow Rondo
and Avery Bradley to be much more aggressive in forcing turnovers. Basically, I
feel confident the 2012-2013 Celtics could win a title with Hibbert in the
middle. (Don’t forget, Boston has its full MLE as well. Bringing Jeff Green
back is very likely.) And since Hibbert is still just 25, his addition will
continue to pay dividends even after KG and Pierce are gone.
Of course,
as with any good plan, there’s a slight snag. Hibbert is a RFA, meaning the
Pacers have the right to match any offer. Whether they would match a maximum
contract, I’m not sure. My gut tells me they would, which is why I’m doing my
best to not get excited about the possibility of Big Hib wearing Celtic green.
If they do match, then I’d like to see them go after Spencer Hawes. Hawes is a
still developing player, but showed signs this year of being the type of
rebounder/rim protector we all thought he could be. Plus, his ability to step
out and hit jumpers is a nice bonus, especially considering the relatively
modest amount he would cost.
Brooklyn Nets
2012-2013 Cap Number: $15.5M
The Move:
Pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray…and then pray some more that Deron
Williams returns
The Move II: Don’t overpay Brook Lopez
This franchise
will be an absolute mess if Deron Williams bolts in free agency, so there’s
really no use in talking about adding ancillary pieces like Ersan Ilyasova
until that has been settled. Either way, a tricky decision must be made on
Brook Lopez, whose rookie deal couldn’t have expired at a worse team. He’s
certainly an excellent scorer and a player that most any team would love to
have, but his diminishing rebound rates are extremely troubling. Add in the
ominous lower body injuries he suffered last season, and you have a potential
death trap on your hands. He’d certainly be worth the risk on a shorter deal
(2yrs $18mil?), but anything more than that would be a terrifying risk. Think
of it this way: retaining Williams, Wallace, and Lopez on long term deals would
put the Nets up against or over the cap for at least three years. Is a trio of
Deron Williams, Gerald Wallace, and Brook Lopez going to win anything? Didn’t
think so.
New York Knicks
2012-2013 Cap Number: $63M
The Move:
Patience
I’m well
aware that saying the word “patience” in the Knicks facility is akin to yelling
the “F” word in a crowded pre-school, but it really is the best course. In
fact, given their cap situation, it’s pretty much the only course. After the
Knicks use the MLE to retain Jeremy Lin, they will have no way to add
additional talent (no first round pick, either), unless of course you consider
minimum contract guys, like Mike Bibby, to be “talent.” Moving Amare has been
oft-talked about, but giving him away for 40 cents on the dollar is not a plan,
it’s a panic move. The fact is that the Knicks are in the position they’re in
because of moves like that. They panic signed Amare after missing out on
Lebron, and they panic traded for Carmelo in response to Miami’s moves. Now,
thanks to their impatience, they’re almost certainly going to lose Steve Novak,
J.R. Smith, and Landry Fields for nothing, leaving them with a painfully thin
roster.
That’s not
the only reason to be patient, though. The team responded to Mike Woodson down
the stretch, and it’s vital for them to see what they actually have. After all,
we really haven’t seen them all play together yet. Can Carmelo and Amare
co-exist? Is Jeremy Lin for real? How good can Iman Shumpert be? Can these guys
actually play defense together? Is Amare eroding or was it just injuries? Those
are all questions that need answered, and muddying up the waters with more
drastic moves will only add to those questions without really answering any of
them.
Philadelphia 76ers
2012-2013 Cap Number: $49.1M
The Move:
Amnesty Elton Brand and trade Evan Turner for a scorer
First and
foremost, let’s just agree that Elton Brand isn’t worth the $18.2mil he’s due
next season. No, he wasn’t a bad player – in fact, he was fairly good last
season – but the emergence of Lavoy Allen definitely makes him expendable.
Besides, Brand’s value lies mostly on the defensive end of the court, whereas
Philly’s biggest area of need is offense. That leads me to the trade of Evan
Turner. Most people seem under the impression that Turner turned the corner
last season. Uh, not so much. Sure, he improved from his rookie season, but
that isn’t really much of an accomplishment at all, and it certainly doesn’t
mean he was good. Turner’s 12.6 PER was well below average, his shooting was as
awful as ever, and his .068 Win Shares per 48 minutes (league average is .100)
shows that he wasn’t a major contributor to Philly’s success. Those numbers got
worse in the playoffs, where he posted a 9.1 PER, a .414 TS%, and an
unbelievably bad .001 WS per 48 minutes. The most astounding part of it is that
Turner, a player drafted for his offensive ability, contributed negative
offensive win shares in both the regular season and the playoffs. He can’t
shoot well enough to play on the wing, and he can’t distribute well enough to
play point. Basically, he’s the exact opposite of what Philly needs. Yet, for
whatever reason, there seems to be plenty of teams still in love with him. With
Turner still having value, and with the extra cap space from Brand’s amnestied
contract, the 76ers could be in a prime position to pick up a big time player.
If I were
Philly’s GM, the first call I’d make would be to Memphis, inquiring about Rudy
Gay. The Grizzlies will be in luxury tax territory this coming season, and a
swap of Turner and a pick for Gay would be a huge get. Sadly, I doubt Memphis
is in the market to dump contracts now that they have a rich new owner. That
being the case, my next call would be to Atlanta. The Hawks and Josh Smith seem
destined to part ways, even if it makes little sense, and the Sixers would be
wise to scoop him up. Smith would give them much more offensive punch at the PF
spot, while sacrificing none of the defensive Brand brought to the table. Also,
his high post passing would only enhance the ability of slashers like Andre
Iguodala and Thaddeus Young. Plus, they would still have $15mil+ of cap room to
retain some combination of Lou Williams, Spencer Hawes, Jodie Meeks, and Lavoy
Allen.
Toronto Raptors
2012-2013 Cap Number: $41M
The Move:
DON’T TRADE YOUR LOTTERY PICK!!!
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